It’s being reported today that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are getting a divorce.

This will wrap up the third marriage for Tom Cruise – all ending when the wife was 33 years of age.

Tom Cruise, like other men, seems to go for younger women on each successive matrimonial effort:

As mentioned on an MSNBC blog, all three of Tom Cruise’s marriages have ended when his wife was 33 years old.

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are calling it quits - Katie Holmes is 33 years old

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are calling it quits - Katie Holmes is 33 years old

Here’s the history:

Thomas Cruise Mapother, IV was born on July 3, 1962 (and will turn 50 next week).

Tom Cruise married his first wife, Mimi Rogers, in May, 1987. They divorced in 1990. Of all things, in addition to maintaining her acting career, Mimi Rogers is now a professional poker player and is a member of Mensa.

When Mimi Rogers married Tom Cruise, it was her second marriage (his first). But the stars aligned for only three years; and, the two divorced.

Mimi Rogers was 33.

Incidentally, Ms. Rogers went on to a third marriage, and is still in that marriage, and, has had two children.

Mimi Rogers was Tom Cruise's first wife - they divorced when she was 33

Mimi Rogers was Tom Cruise's first wife - they divorced when she was 33

Tom Cruise then married Nicole Kidman in 1990 (with whom he later starred in “Eyes Wide Shut”).

The two remained married for three years, and, adopted two children. They divorced in 2001.

Nicole Kidman was 33.

Tom Cruise found love again and told the world about it on the Oprah show. This time, he married the young Katie Holmes (of Dawson’s Creek fame, and, more recently, “Thank You for Smoking).

Tom and Katie married in 2006, and had one child. Today, Katie Holmes announced her intentions to divorce Tom Cruise.

Katie Holmes is 33.

Nicole Kidman was Tom Cruise's second wife - they divorced when she was 33

Nicole Kidman was Tom Cruise's second wife - they divorced when she was 33

So, ladies, if you’re 25 to 30 years old, and, want to spend 3 to 8 years married to the biggest male star in Hollywood:

Let the word go forth:

He’s available.

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